yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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