Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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