shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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