you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
