Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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