Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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