I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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