what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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