hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Randomize
