He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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