I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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