Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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