I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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