Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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