Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
either way he was missing a nipple.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
