i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
high people should be assigned attendants
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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