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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?

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(408): View more from California

I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.

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(904): View more from Florida

Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.

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(406): View more from Montana

We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.

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