She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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