i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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