Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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