We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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