Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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