Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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