Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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