i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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