they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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