Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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