spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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