dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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