I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
should my penis look like a turkey
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
