Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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