Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
