Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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