Duck Duck Cougar?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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