Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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