I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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