He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he thought i was a dude.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
did i walk over a car last night?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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