I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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