Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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