Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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