This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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