I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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