i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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