there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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