i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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