hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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