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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need Xanax blowdarts
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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