I'm passing your future prison.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
