oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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