under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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