STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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