let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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