Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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